Post by Gort on Jan 27, 2011 12:17:48 GMT -5
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay, guys, we've had a lot of trouble with the Scourge in the past. I know they were busy wiping Terenas' raid, but if Arthas spawns on us, we could be in a @*!*load of trouble.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Options?
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: I say we nuke him. that plague is fail. trust me.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: now's the perfect time. putress has some stuff to help us with the disease, when we get hit with it.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Really? Isn't that reciepe insanely rare?
[Raid] [Putress]: GM of my guild. Besides, I'm the only Elixir specced Alchemist in the whole goddamn thing. You'd think there'd be more, but the others are busy being turned into speci--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] whispers: wtf
[Sylvanas] whispers: oops, sorry. misclick.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Saurang, what do you think? Got a number crunch for me?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Gimme a sec.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: If I'm there, we have a 100.999%, repeating of course, chance of survival.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: o.O;
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: dude, you can't go above 100% chance.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: You can when I'm there.
[Sylvanas] whispers: wtf, he's your second in command? seriously?
[Thrall] whispers: He's got great DPS, what can I say?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: we ready yet?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: c'mon lets go
[Raid] [Garrosh]: nubs, CMON ALREADY! we got a raid boss to pwn!
[Raid] [Garrosh]: L
[Raid] [Garrosh]: E
[Raid] [Garrosh]: T
[Raid] [Garrosh]: S
[Raid] [Garrosh]: G
[Raid] [Garrosh]: O
[Raid] [Garrosh]: !!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: stfu garrosh.
[Raid] [Putress]: Jesus, spam much?
[Cairne] whispers: yo, thrall, what's shakin?
[Thrall] whispers: brb
[Cairne] whispers: k
Thrall is now Do Not Disturb - Planning a war.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I know time's limited, but the reset timer on the instance is too long, and respawns happen too fast, so we'll have to get right the first time, or we're screwed.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I'm gonna throw Jaina a /tell and ask her what her people are planning on doing while we send out a few scout.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: ...
[Raid] [Putress]: If the filthy humans die, can I use their corpses for re--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Guild][Putress] yells: WTF SYL!!
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: my bad.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: meant to kick Voljin.
[Guild][Putress] says: lol
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: I'm right *##*ing here, you know.
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: I can read everything you're saying.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: lol trolls
[Officer] [Vol'jin]: And here, too.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: oh @*!*
Sylvanas has gone offline.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: We've only got one shot to clear Icecrown. Let the Alliance go running in like idiots and wiping on the first boss; we can learn from their mistakes.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF WHY ARE WE WAITING?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: i got dkp to spend! lol
[Raid] [Garrosh]: need to replace my sword; frostmourne looks badass with my T7
[Saurfang] whispers: Can I /gkick him?
[Saurfang] whispers: Please?
[Thrall] whispers: We'll need his DPS for Arthas.
[Thrall] says: So /gkick him after the raid.
[Thrall] says: *##*.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol nice one, Warchief.
[Thrall] whispers: *##* you, Saurfang.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF
[Raid] [Garrosh]: should've known not to join this BS horde
[Raid] [Garrosh]: bunch of fking nubs
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Are you serious? I'm trying to plan a raid, here. Take your hothead @*!* elsewhere, while I figure this out.
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: your just scared
[Raid] [Garrosh]: with your old scrub gear
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: oh hell no
Thrall challenges Garrosh to a duel.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: get your ass in that arena, NOW.
[Raid] [Putress]: I call dibs on the loser's entrails!
Sylvanas has logged on.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: what the hell?
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: wtf are Garrosh and Thrall dueling?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Garrosh called Doomhammer a scrub.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: christ.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: stupid *##*ing orcs.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: no offense.
[Guild][Cairne] whispers: hey, sylvy, what's up?
[Guild][Slyvanas] whispers: not now, cairne. i'm busy.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Cairne] whispers: heya, vol'jin!
[Vol'jin] whispers: ...You haven't ODed yet?
[Cairne] whispers: you know what?
[Cairne] whispers: i'm gonna go light up a bong, bbl
Cairne has gone offline.
[Guild][Thrall] says: @*!*, Org's getting invaded!
Thrall has fled from the duel.
[Guild][Garrosh] says: OYEAH MOTHER*##*ER
[Guild][Thrall] says: Dude, Garrosh, shut up, we're getting attacked!
[Guild][Garrosh] says: UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT
[Guild][Thrall] says: STFU GARROSH!
[Guild][Garrosh] says: NOW WHAT?
[Herald of the Lich King] yells: Now, you die.
[Guild][Garrosh] says: son of a %!*@%!
[Guild][Thrall] says: Son of a %!*@%!
[Guild][Slyvanas] yells: SON OF A %!*@%!
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay guys, stick to the plan.
[Guild][Garrosh] yells: FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE HORDE!
Garrosh has been removed from the group.
[Raid] [Thrall]: Let's see how long it takes before he notices.
Garrosh has died.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: well that didn't take long.
[Garrosh] whispers: wtf, why didnt you heal me?
[Thrall] whispers: Not Resto.
[Thrall] whispers: Learn2Bandage.
[Garrosh] whispers: *##* you
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: so.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: what now?
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Farm as many pots and food as you can; Arthas is getting owned tommorow night.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: GREAT!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: let me grab my voodoo doll.
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: wtf, I need that to put hexes on all the Blood Elf Paladins running around my village!
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: i'll give it back; its BoE.
[Saurfang] whispers: Do you really think we're ready? Our guild's about as *##*ed up as they come.
[Saurfang] whispers: All we're missing is a emo-kid who believes in vampyrism and the local drunk, and we'll be set for the most dysfunctional raid ever.
[Thrall] whispers: Could be worse.
[Saurfang] whispers: Uh oh, punchline inc.
[Saurfang] whispers: How?
[Thrall] whispers: We could have Staghelm.
[Saurfang] whispers: LOL
[Saurfang] whispers: Truth.
[Saurfang] whispers: Well, alrighty, Warchief. /salute Bright and early, November 13th, then!
[Thrall] whispers: Midnight raid. Bring lots of coffee and lots of beer.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol sounds like a plan. Until then.
Saurfang has gone offline.
Thrall has gone offline.
Cairne has come online.
[Guild] [Cairne]: hey guys!
[Guild] [Cairne]: ...guys?
[Guild] [Cairne]: man this guild sucks
Yeah,
1) I did not make this.
2) I did not wanna screw it up by trying to change the colors to make them right, I'm sorry.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Options?
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: I say we nuke him. that plague is fail. trust me.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: now's the perfect time. putress has some stuff to help us with the disease, when we get hit with it.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Really? Isn't that reciepe insanely rare?
[Raid] [Putress]: GM of my guild. Besides, I'm the only Elixir specced Alchemist in the whole goddamn thing. You'd think there'd be more, but the others are busy being turned into speci--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] whispers: wtf
[Sylvanas] whispers: oops, sorry. misclick.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Saurang, what do you think? Got a number crunch for me?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Gimme a sec.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: If I'm there, we have a 100.999%, repeating of course, chance of survival.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: o.O;
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: dude, you can't go above 100% chance.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: You can when I'm there.
[Sylvanas] whispers: wtf, he's your second in command? seriously?
[Thrall] whispers: He's got great DPS, what can I say?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: we ready yet?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: c'mon lets go
[Raid] [Garrosh]: nubs, CMON ALREADY! we got a raid boss to pwn!
[Raid] [Garrosh]: L
[Raid] [Garrosh]: E
[Raid] [Garrosh]: T
[Raid] [Garrosh]: S
[Raid] [Garrosh]: G
[Raid] [Garrosh]: O
[Raid] [Garrosh]: !!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: stfu garrosh.
[Raid] [Putress]: Jesus, spam much?
[Cairne] whispers: yo, thrall, what's shakin?
[Thrall] whispers: brb
[Cairne] whispers: k
Thrall is now Do Not Disturb - Planning a war.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I know time's limited, but the reset timer on the instance is too long, and respawns happen too fast, so we'll have to get right the first time, or we're screwed.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I'm gonna throw Jaina a /tell and ask her what her people are planning on doing while we send out a few scout.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: ...
[Raid] [Putress]: If the filthy humans die, can I use their corpses for re--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Guild][Putress] yells: WTF SYL!!
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: my bad.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: meant to kick Voljin.
[Guild][Putress] says: lol
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: I'm right *##*ing here, you know.
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: I can read everything you're saying.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: lol trolls
[Officer] [Vol'jin]: And here, too.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: oh @*!*
Sylvanas has gone offline.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: We've only got one shot to clear Icecrown. Let the Alliance go running in like idiots and wiping on the first boss; we can learn from their mistakes.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF WHY ARE WE WAITING?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: i got dkp to spend! lol
[Raid] [Garrosh]: need to replace my sword; frostmourne looks badass with my T7
[Saurfang] whispers: Can I /gkick him?
[Saurfang] whispers: Please?
[Thrall] whispers: We'll need his DPS for Arthas.
[Thrall] says: So /gkick him after the raid.
[Thrall] says: *##*.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol nice one, Warchief.
[Thrall] whispers: *##* you, Saurfang.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF
[Raid] [Garrosh]: should've known not to join this BS horde
[Raid] [Garrosh]: bunch of fking nubs
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Are you serious? I'm trying to plan a raid, here. Take your hothead @*!* elsewhere, while I figure this out.
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: your just scared
[Raid] [Garrosh]: with your old scrub gear
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: oh hell no
Thrall challenges Garrosh to a duel.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: get your ass in that arena, NOW.
[Raid] [Putress]: I call dibs on the loser's entrails!
Sylvanas has logged on.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: what the hell?
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: wtf are Garrosh and Thrall dueling?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Garrosh called Doomhammer a scrub.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: christ.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: stupid *##*ing orcs.
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: no offense.
[Guild][Cairne] whispers: hey, sylvy, what's up?
[Guild][Slyvanas] whispers: not now, cairne. i'm busy.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Cairne] whispers: heya, vol'jin!
[Vol'jin] whispers: ...You haven't ODed yet?
[Cairne] whispers: you know what?
[Cairne] whispers: i'm gonna go light up a bong, bbl
Cairne has gone offline.
[Guild][Thrall] says: @*!*, Org's getting invaded!
Thrall has fled from the duel.
[Guild][Garrosh] says: OYEAH MOTHER*##*ER
[Guild][Thrall] says: Dude, Garrosh, shut up, we're getting attacked!
[Guild][Garrosh] says: UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT
[Guild][Thrall] says: STFU GARROSH!
[Guild][Garrosh] says: NOW WHAT?
[Herald of the Lich King] yells: Now, you die.
[Guild][Garrosh] says: son of a %!*@%!
[Guild][Thrall] says: Son of a %!*@%!
[Guild][Slyvanas] yells: SON OF A %!*@%!
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay guys, stick to the plan.
[Guild][Garrosh] yells: FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE HORDE!
Garrosh has been removed from the group.
[Raid] [Thrall]: Let's see how long it takes before he notices.
Garrosh has died.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: well that didn't take long.
[Garrosh] whispers: wtf, why didnt you heal me?
[Thrall] whispers: Not Resto.
[Thrall] whispers: Learn2Bandage.
[Garrosh] whispers: *##* you
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: so.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: what now?
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Farm as many pots and food as you can; Arthas is getting owned tommorow night.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: GREAT!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: let me grab my voodoo doll.
[Guild][Vol'jin] says: wtf, I need that to put hexes on all the Blood Elf Paladins running around my village!
[Guild][Sylvanas] says: i'll give it back; its BoE.
[Saurfang] whispers: Do you really think we're ready? Our guild's about as *##*ed up as they come.
[Saurfang] whispers: All we're missing is a emo-kid who believes in vampyrism and the local drunk, and we'll be set for the most dysfunctional raid ever.
[Thrall] whispers: Could be worse.
[Saurfang] whispers: Uh oh, punchline inc.
[Saurfang] whispers: How?
[Thrall] whispers: We could have Staghelm.
[Saurfang] whispers: LOL
[Saurfang] whispers: Truth.
[Saurfang] whispers: Well, alrighty, Warchief. /salute Bright and early, November 13th, then!
[Thrall] whispers: Midnight raid. Bring lots of coffee and lots of beer.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol sounds like a plan. Until then.
Saurfang has gone offline.
Thrall has gone offline.
Cairne has come online.
[Guild] [Cairne]: hey guys!
[Guild] [Cairne]: ...guys?
[Guild] [Cairne]: man this guild sucks
Yeah,
1) I did not make this.
2) I did not wanna screw it up by trying to change the colors to make them right, I'm sorry.